Who Am I?

"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her" (Notting Hill, 1999). That line plays over and over in my mind, mostly because she’s wearing flip flops. 🩴

I'm real and say it like it is, and love a great interview, just like Howard Stern.

I don't know how to be a person and don't like people, just like Larry David.

I'm obsessed with celebrities and remember everything about them, even though I'm stoned half the time.

TV and movies are my oxygen, period full stop.

I love fashion but think it's borderline insane, yet I keep coming back for more because I live for the absurd.

I’m like a f*ckable Joan Rivers, because I’m alive.

I've stared at literally billions of pictures of celebrities over the years as a Photo Editor for New York Magazine, Vanity Fair, Cosmo, Glamour and People Stylewatch.

I am the creator of the Hillary Clinton Rainbow pantsuit. You’re welcome or I apologize.

After leaving the dying magazine industry, I started a funny Instagram feed @Obviousbutamazing2

My demographic is 16-1000-year-old women. Seriously, the dms are so random. Some are from young girls in college but also Granny’s who’ve fallen and can’t get up and are now lying in bed, basically just waiting to die, but first they private message me to thank me for making them laugh. Little cuties!

And then celebs started following me, the really good ones, like Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Aniston.

I live for talk show monologues, so I write my own little ones each week and post on my Instagram.

I can find the funny anywhere, even in a spec of dust, that my Mom points to, that I should vacuum up..