😎 So Much Cuckoo Out There
La la la la la la Elmo’s World! La la la la la la Elmo’s World! Hi everybody, I’m Elmo! Elmo loves to play and laugh. Uh-oh! Elmo’s on a Visa. Uh-oh! Elmo is on PBS. Uh-oh! Elmo is being deported. Elmo has to leave. Elmo is scared. Elmo loves you. Elmo is sad.
No one was more annoyed about the masked protesters disrupting the college campuses than me. I felt helpless watching these kids block Jewish kids from entering buildings. Cease fire! Yes! End the war! Yes! Of course! But the misinformation was exhausting. You didn't need to add lies to your cries. The truth of the situation was bad enough. Death is bad enough! Anyway, my point is, even as I sadly watched as classes got cancelled and the colleges forced these kids to finish their school and semesters online, after already having just gone through that with Covid, instead of just dismantling the tents, I still believe in free speech and that “peaceful” protests are crucial, and what makes America, America! No one should be arrested, deported unless you’ve actually committed a crime, and an opinion is not a crime. Just like Kanye West, who sells swastika tee shirts, and is not in jail, because it’s not a crime to sell hate! Just like spitting on a poster of an innocent kidnapped baby is not a crime. It sucks! It really sucks, but it’s not a crime.
When the kids refused to vote for Kamala, calling Biden, Genocide Joe, I knew this was a HUGE mistake?! We begged them to stop. We knew the alternative was going to be way worse and scary. And here we are today watching Marjorie Taylor Green fighting Elmo on capitol hill. And let's be honest, NPR and PBS did go way woke. It was too much. They needed to dial it back a bit. But defund them?! INSANITY!
Marjorie Taylor Green, who famously wore a free speech mask, wants to cut funding for PBS because of their free speech?! What a joke! What a hypocrite! Sesame Street needs to make a MAGA Muppet and call him Cuckoo! Cuckoo the Muppet! He’s offensive and silly but he still wants to play in the sand box with the other Muppets (until he gropes Miss Piggy). Let MAGA feel represented on PBS. We’re the party of inclusion. So, let's include. It’s the way it needs to be right now. Seriously whatever it takes to get through these next few years.
There’s so much cuckoo out there, let's get into it!
Useless Thoughts
Did you see the video of Homeland Security Secretary and famous dog killer KRISTI NOEM, with her plastic surgery head, hair extensions, big lips, and Rolex watch, standing in front of a cage full of human beings? I felt like I was watching The Real Housewives of Evil. It was truly horrifying. (watch here) I can’t believe fifty percent of Americans who voted chose this. Sometimes I’m just so embarrassed to be a human being. I can’t believe Kristi and I are the same species.
Which reminds me of a quote;
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
— Mark Twain
How about the exposed text chain from the wack pack, HEGSETH, WALTZ, VANCE, GABBARD and Cuckoo Muppet about the strikes in Yemen? Just another example of why I’m still pissed at James Comey. Had he not intercepted Hillary Clinton’s win, America would have continued to move forward, instead of backwards and we’d have adults running the country and not dumb dumb frat boys! Meanwhile across the aisle I’m hearing rumblings of a Sanders/AOC 2028 ticket! No thank you! Please stop! Just no! We need literally the opposite. We need to dismantle the squad, who has completely ruined the Democratic party and turned it into something I don't recognize. Give me Josh Shapiro and Pete Buttigieg. Let's start there.
BEN AFFLECK doing a photoshoot for GQ after walking away from his 24/7 photoshoot marriage to JLO is comical. I assumed he wasn't a fan of her endless social media and all the attention, but I guess I was wrong. These fashion pics are ridiculous, and so not him. It would have been so much cooler if he had instead recreated the memes of himself, like the classic of him standing outside the door smoking. They could have done cool sweaters and a jeans story, where to shop! Should have hired me GQ! I keep it real.
Speaking of embarrassing, everyone just found out that RYAN REYNOLDS forced his seven-year-old daughter to say the line: “Hey when I want your opinion, I’ll take Wolverine’s dick out of your mouth.” He cast his child in Deadpool & Wolverine. In an interview Ryan admitted that the second grader was not comfortable with delivering the line and didn't want to say it, so he told her if she didn’t, he would replace her, so she gave in, and they proceeded to have her say 500 versions of the line before they liked it. Annnnd with that story I need to check the sociopath box on my ‘Reasons I Can’t Stand Ryan Reynolds’ list. Let me just add the check ✔️ and yeah, can we cancel him now please!
Meanwhile I was thinking about Ryan’s crazy wife and how she just took over the film It Ends with Us and lit it on fire and was suddenly grateful that Blake hasn't been cast in anything I love! She ruins everything she touches. Just Imagine? Here’s a glimpse of what that would have looked like…
Let’s remember to just be grateful for the small wins!
And Finally…
Obsessed with Selena Gomez’s new album with fiancé Benny Blanco. (listen here) Never listened to Selena’s old music, and honestly I doubt that I would have been a fan, but these new songs, I can’t get them out of my head. They’re really pretty! I’m so happy for her that she has Benny professionally and personally. He seems to really love her and treats her the way she and every girl deserve to be treated! I keep seeing all these TikToks about Justin Bieber, I don't know anything about any of that, and I don't care. I just know that after watching her documentary by director Alek Keshishian (same director of Madonna’s Truth or Dare doc), it's very clear that Selena is an incredibly empathetic soul who cares about everyone. She’s truly a billionaire to love..
Until next time folks!
Sorry you can’t unread this!
I Genuinely Want to Know
I usually agree with you 100%, especially about toxic Blake (Team Justin!), but please please please don’t use “woke” as a pejorative. It’s fucking great to be woke. And I don’t know about The Squad (another term to go away), but I think AOC is maturing nicely. And I love Pete B. Be woke. You know you are.